I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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