please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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