i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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