Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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