I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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