problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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