If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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