so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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