Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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