It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
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