why didn't you poke me back
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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