whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I want to make a zoo with you.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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