tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I'm always down for nudity.
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