U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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