Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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