as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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