I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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