That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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