Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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