I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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