I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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