I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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