now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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