i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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