Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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