i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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