dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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