Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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