When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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