I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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