I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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