I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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