well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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