i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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