I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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