i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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