Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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