JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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