: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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