this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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