Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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