So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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