I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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