i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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