I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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