yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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