he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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