I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
And then my night got REAL pukey
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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