Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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