You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I had to cum in my sink.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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