There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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