i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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