I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Someone came in the potted fern
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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