Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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