My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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